Yoga Hosers

2016 "Do your 'wurst..."
4.3| 1h28m| PG-13| en| More Info
Released: 02 September 2016 Released
Producted By: SModcast Pictures
Country: United States of America
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Official Website: http://www.yogahosers.com/
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Two teenage yoga enthusiasts team up with a legendary man-hunter to battle with an ancient evil presence that is threatening their major party plans.

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Director

Kevin Smith

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SModcast Pictures

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Hellen I like the storyline of this show,it attract me so much
Claysaba Excellent, Without a doubt!!
AnhartLinkin This story has more twists and turns than a second-rate soap opera.
AshUnow This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.
Java_Joe Kevin Smith was good filmmaker. He made Clerks on a shoestring budget. He made the wickedly funny Dogma. And he made the surreal Tusk. But somewhere along the lines he seems to have forgotten certain things. While Sophia Coppola wrote a love letter to Japan in "Lost in Translation", Kevin Smith seems to have scrawled something on a bar napkin for Canada in "Yoga Hosers". It's frankly a wonder why specifically this movie was made.The story itself, is unremarkable. Two girls, played by the daughters of Johnny Depp and Kevin Smith play the two Colleens who wind up in the middle of some really strange stuff dealing with Nazi sausages. Yes that's right, Bratzis. The girls are cute but they're not great actresses. You really need more if you plan on building a career for these two. But that's not the problem. The problem is why specifically is this set in Canada? Put it in the United States and the story would barely change. The only difference is there wouldn't be all those lame Canadian "jokes" that people say when trying to be clever.Yes. We get it. Canadians have an accent. They say "sorry" differently. They say "zed" instead of "zee". And nobody, especially in Manitoba, says "aboot". Maybe that's an East coast thing but I've spent time in Canada and never heard anybody say it that yes. Sure, it's different than how we say it in the United States but it's not "aboot".But literally that's the joke. Canadians talk funny. Ha ha ha. Get it? If not it's okay, it'll only be hammered home with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer. If you make the mistake of trying to take a shot every time somebody says "sorry" or "aboot" you'll be passed out in the first 10 minutes.I'll admit it had some decent moments but overall, it was just terrible. I'm really not looking forward to "Moose Jaws" because I honestly think it's just going to be more of the same.
Michael Ledo Collen C. (Lily-Rose Depp) and Collen M. (Harley Quinn Smith) are sophomores who work at the Canadian "Eh-2-Zed" convenience store where they practice their band in the back room. They take yoga at the strip mall from Yogi Bayer. One night Puppetmaster style Nazi bratwurst invade the store....The film is comedy and not horror. It makes fun of everything Canadian, more so than "Canadian Bacon." I originally believed this was made by Canadians making fun of themselves until I saw this was shot in California. Too late. I already laughed. The film also makes sport of our over crazed smart phone teens who love celebrity and everything outside of the real world...also the target audience-whoops. The humor was quirky. I loved "Pucky Charms" cereal as well as the girls inability to sing and their gems like, "Nothing is as bad as Canadian Idol." Stupid, smart, and fun. This is not for everyone.Guide: No swearing, sex or nudity. Sexual references. You must do a shot every time someone says "aboot" and feel free to stop 10 minutes into the film.
thephantomgoddess I received Yoga Hosers as an Easter gift and I thought at first that it looked really stupid because to me it looked like an Canadian train wreck with tiny German Nazi sausages. I come on IMDb and see that it got an 4.3 out of 10 and then I thought "ok, this must be really stupid". But in my opinion, i must tell you that that rating is just messed up. Yoga Hosers was a very, well, whats the word..unique movie directed by the fantastic Kevin Smith. it takes the modern day teenager and adds in its own Canadian flair which makes it one to enjoy. I was also shocked on how many recognizable celebrities were in the movie like Stan Lee, Justin Long, Sasheer Zamata and Natasha Lyonne and their characters made it even more enjoyable. overall, sure this movie did not receive a perfect 10 but i think it deserves at least an 6-8 star review because to me an 4.3 is just plain stupid and they for sure did not watch all the way through. and i still love Yoga Hosers that i have now seen it 2 times.
Michael Bowman Anyone who tells you this movie is horrible went into it with expectations of this movie being Clerks, and it never pretended to be. Smith made a movie that you can tell he made for exactly one reason, to have fun making a movie with his daughter, and there is nothing wrong with that. It's a movie that at times is so bad it's good.